looz-y: izanyanorihara: constantcalibrations: swervesbar: people who hate female characters bc they get in the way of their m/m otp People who genderbend female characters bc they want m/m otps instead People who genderbend a male character to make the pairing ‘straight’ finding out your step daughter went to the ball without your permission and danced with the prince all...
zaptap: “rose” who rose rose titanic?????? rose doctor who?????? rose homestuck?????? rose american dragon?????? no rose flower everyone forget rose flower rose flower cry
nannajane: in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
consulting-violinist: shedisenchants: shedisenchants: so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night you guys think...
geometricdeathtrap: metallikato: generallegendary: metallikato: jewelstaites: how to give a good handjob bop it pull it twist it harder better faster stronger You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about! Cha cha real smooth none of you ever touch a penis
sinkinginfidelity: if tumblr dies, I die. remember that yahoo if you wanna go to jail for murder.
jebiwonkenobi: When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
ryaninthesky12: loveforalia: You know you had a Catholic upbringing when somebody says “May the force be with you” and your instant reaction is to reply with “And also with you”. All the damn time
plot twist: yahoo buys tumblr and we get proper blocking features, lockable posts, a sent folder in messages/fanmail with a better interface, ability to search multiple tags, removal of the post and message limits, proper search engines for likes/archives and removing that bloody "reblog as a link" option.
z1c: being 20+ on tumblr
ambassador-of-anguish: shouldertappingghosts: If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate...
asap-tran: really-shit: If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you. fuck
oldcoyote: do you ever see photosets from a fandom you’re not a part of and want to reblog it just because it’s so pretty
planetahmane: Plot twist: Google buys Yahoo 10 seconds after they get tumblr. Not saying yahoos bad or anything but I prefer GOOGLE.
everyone on Tumblr right now
ianthe: schmergo: ianthe: nothing grape flavored is flavored like grapes it’s just flavored like other grape flavored things and this is why I have trust issues FUN FACT: Grape artificial flavor was the first artificial flavor created, by accident. That means that some guy decided, “Whoa, this smells a lot like grapes,” and now everyone pretends it’s grape-y, too… It tastes like an...
anoia: pyreo: anoia: what even is eurovision ok
captainmoi: George R.R. Martin can’t tweet because he’s killed off all 140 characters
dylanofuckme: realizing just how many europeans i am following just now
secretlymisha: as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to
nagei: zacharieforpresident: zacharieforpresident: hey guys remember these things i just lost a follower it’s like 2008 just flashed before my eyes